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haemus:

The girl you just called hot? That me

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dutchster:

do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about

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adorability:

I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility

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floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

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asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

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theblacksheepwriter:

stutter-muffin:

nosdrinker:

earthtohayley:

johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this

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and then later he looks like this

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hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????

AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN

he’s an actor

actor fuck that shit he passed actor a long time ago hes a straight up shape shifter at this point.

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tworepublic:

HOW DO CALCULATORS WORK WE INVENTED THEM WHY ARE THEY SMARTER THAN US

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1 week ago

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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1 week ago

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

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1 week ago

-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

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